WENDY HERE

START FUCKING POSTING THINGS OR I WILL UNLEASH THE WRATH AND FIRES OF HELL UPON YOU ALL.

Except Matt, because brits have no hell. 

see now, the weather in england is so shitty that all brits that live there get a “get out of hell free” pass for putting up with that shit.

I will be in Hawaii for a week, so I will be gone. 

But I expect some good shit by the time I am back or there will be hell to pay.

To add my personal experience,

Best giant-hangover-curing-omelettes:  Pat and Lorraine’s.

Best brunch-at-2AM: Fred 62.

Brunchy love,

-aude

(Source: tumblangeles)

Huey, we apologize for missing your birthday

Happy Birthday Huey! Here is a dinosaur cake for you. 

Pretend that I baked it

Love Wendy

This is audeamare!

Birthday: November 1
Favorite animals: cats, snakes, rabbits.
Favorite activities: internet (duh), cheap fantasy novels, video games, tv/anime, rugby practice. (And let’s be real, I would do most of those activities under the influence of marijuana if the circumstances were appropriate.)
Favorite school subjects: psychology & math.
Dislikes: men with less body hair than myself, spiders, mushrooms.

This is audeamare!

Birthday: November 1

Favorite animals: cats, snakes, rabbits.

Favorite activities: internet (duh), cheap fantasy novels, video games, tv/anime, rugby practice. (And let’s be real, I would do most of those activities under the influence of marijuana if the circumstances were appropriate.)

Favorite school subjects: psychology & math.

Dislikes: men with less body hair than myself, spiders, mushrooms.

Huey has done well

Let us all log on here and show who we are and small facts about ourselves. 

Love you lovlies,

Wendy

Ps Huey, damn right you like me.

meet HUEY!
Birthday: Dec 22.
Likes: Brunch. Los Angeles. Wendykins. Nihon. 
Hates: Backstabbers. Winnetka. Aleister Crowley.

meet HUEY!

Birthday: Dec 22.

Likes: Brunch. Los Angeles. Wendykins. Nihon. 

Hates: Backstabbers. Winnetka. Aleister Crowley.

deleteyourself:

Prostitutes in Pixar movies.

deleteyourself:

Prostitutes in Pixar movies.

Wendy here

The mission statement has obviously been posted. 

I was going to format it like the breakfast club’s paper they wrote that you hear at the end of the movie, but then I realized we don’t need a movie to help us in such a serious matter. So I didn’t. It would’ve been cool, yes, but not cool enough.

How was everyone’s holidays? NYE is coming up.. I expect you all to have a wonderfully blurry memory of the night, and get close to but not quite arrested. I know I will.

Love you my darlings.

Wendy

brunch food.

brunch food.

Mission Statement

We are The Brunch Club

We stand for all that is sacred on the internet. 

We are here to make this a better place for Us, and if You learn something along the way, then bravo.

We came together by divine intervention, and we shall never be separated.

We are here to educate the masses on how the internet should be. 

We provide lessons in “How not to be a little bitch about life” , how to properly troll, how to find the humor in things, and how to prepare, cook, and throw a proper brunch. 

We are here for Us, to educate You.

We are here to do life right. 

We are better than you at life.

We are The Brunch Club.